LSU Football Series Hilarious Comedy

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Photo: Vogue April 2024.

Ayo Edebiri, comedian and actress. Her eyes remind me of Donovan and the evil Coach Johnson. Her mum is from Barbados, dad from Nigeria. Ayo is the winner of the 2024 Golden Globe, Best TV Female Actor Musical or Comedy TV Series.

The Golden Globes should have a Best Football Influencer Award. It’s not my idea. It’s an off-shoot from the IFL, which stands for Influencer Football League, the brain child of @thaddboii, America’s football ambassador. He loves football. He knows football. He knows ‘unknown’ things about football and he’s a touch down writer. Every line in his skits explains something about the game.

I was thinking Best Football Influencer Award should be in the Golden Globe platform because it has 27 categories and obviously, they used to be less than that, but film and television production evolved. That’s why entertainment journalists in America kept adding new categories, to arrive at the present 27. @Thaddboii is the inspiration for the Best Football Influencer Award because he fits in most of them.

Best Screenplay

Best Director

Best Comedy

Best Actor

Best TV Series (Coach Johnson University, some potpourri of Colorado's Coach Prime, Bama, LSU series etc.)

National Football League (NFL)

On second thought, the Golden Globe platform is not the perfect fit for football influencer awards. The NFL is. After all @thaddboii already has the IFL (Influencer Football League) up and running already. It is full of actors, musicians, comedians and business. With their impressive online subscribers, the IFL won’t have any problem raising money for awards that embrace the whole football gamut, not just Best Football Influencer Award.

The NFL will do the advertising, but the IFL remains an independent entity. These kids give us so much joy because they are clean, fresh, 'lit', creative, push boundaries without being offensive and most of all? They love football and have made us love it too.

P.S. I first learned about the IFL from Donovan, who tried to poison that obnoxious man, Coach Johnson.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

American Football Student

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