YouTube Selling Some Merchandise

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YouTube wants you to buy all the candy you can eat. Sorry, channels.

YouTube is running an ad. Buy your favourite channels for a monthly fee which could be $2 to $5. Obviously, YouTube is broke. It cannot afford  to pay YouTubers with millions of subscribers, so we must all pick up the tab.

That is a poverty stricken person talking. Millions of people out there do not mind the monthly fee because it is a good investment. They learn something from favourite channels and value input from certain YouTubers. Technology for example. Most tech manufacturers in the world want to know what the tech falcon, Marques Keith Brownlee (youtube.com/MKBHD) thinks, about their products and anything with a T.

The monthly fee is peanuts because it is business related and can fall under operating expenses or something. What happens to people who have 10 favourite channels but cannot afford to buy all of them? Spring cleaning. It means we must take a grass broom and sweep the yard, keep leaves we really need and throw the rest in the compost heap.

Why am I online? That’s the spring cleaning. I initially thought, I would get rid of favourite comedy channels but reality kicked me in the leg. Life is like hailstorm on the windscreen. Sometimes we need to laugh, take a break from our dark and stormy situation.

YouTube will not be mad at you if you don’t buy favourite channels but you will miss out, because they have stuff, information and empowerment they reserve for paid members. Your dad or husband already pays for exclusive YouTube channels. He will understand.

RESERVED. Remember how mad you get when you see that sign on a restaurant table?

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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