We Envy Meghan Markle

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Honey. Do you love me the way Prince Harry loves Meghan?

I married you, didn't I? Now move it. We're late for work.

Prince Harry’s cardinal sin is not his book SPARE. It’s what he did before he even considered the first draft. Which is? Loving Meghan Markle.

Must he love her that much? Prince Harry wishes he could love his wife more, plus. We envy Meghan Markle because we are love strapped. The battery is low. In some cases, the car stalled on the road because the gas tank is empty.

There is nothing painful like seeing love less marriages play out in public. You can feel the disgraced wife’s or husband’s pain. On the royal front, there are photos where Prince Charles could not hide that he did not love his sons’ mother. It’s none of our business because we are all unhappy. We are just managing, as they say in Nigeria.

Nobody envies Meghan Markle more than women with the title Lady-in-Waiting. It practically means they are waiting for their husbands to love them, which is not possible because they are in arranged marriages. It’s easier to blame India because it is upfront about such marriages.

Royal ladies-in-waiting hate Meghan Markle because she came in through the back door, not through the royalty-marries-royalty, main door. Such women know that Prince Harry loves her. British media knows it because they know the royal family is a love less institution.

It was common knowledge that Prince Charles did not love Diana Spencer. They did not rip him to shreds for sleeping with Camilla Parker Bowles, a married woman, because it was a ‘royal’ thing to do.

Prince Harry chose a different path. He married a woman he loves, not one he despises, the way Charles 111 despised his mother. So next time you say Prince Harry wants to destroy the family, ask yourself what is ‘royal’ behaviour? Is it an adulterous tradition that led to the death of Diana Spencer, leaving her two sons motherless?

It is history. That’s why Camilla will be Queen of England in May 2023.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang. 

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