Throat Tattoo

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Wonders shall never end. I saw a throat tattoo today. Tattoos come in different sizes and languages. Some cover the whole upper body like a shirt. Others have destinations, like the arm, leg or navel. Surgeons in tattoo parlors don’t write books so we’ll never know about other destinations. Caution. Whatever you do, don’t have a tattoo in a language you don’t understand. Why? It might mean KICK ME PLEASE.

I saw the throat tattoo on the road today, on my way to the dentist. It’s cold so she was wearing a jacket over her blouse, and the top buttons were open. Nothing there, no tattoos just the north south tattoo prominently displaced. Don’t stare. It’s rude but I’m sorry mama. I did. A throat tattoo?

It’s none of my business but my mind started racing. Is she having mental problems, family problems or diet problems? Mental because the throat is a sensitive area. It can only tolerate diamond necklaces or polo necks, not sharp objects. She must be having mental problems, otherwise how could she allow sharp objects around the throat? Anything might happen. The needle might puncture a vein and she dies. The tattoo surgeon is accused of murder and her licence is revoked.

Family problems. The American Thanksgiving holiday is around the corner. That’s why she commissioned the throat tattoo, to piss off extended family members, especially her older sister who is married to the governor, has two kids, a boy and a girl, and a dog named Inflation.

Whatever the reasons, tattoos should be exterior and should not interfere with internal organs. Throat tattoos? We need safety standards.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

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