Deion Sanders We Stopped That Upstart

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Ryan Staub, Colorado Buffaloes quarterback against Utah.

Ryan Staub was the quarterback in the Colorado Buffaloes game against Utah, because Shedeur Sanders is all battered and bruised from being sacked throughout the season. Ryan Staub said “I was not hit. I was not hurt.” He was fully protected, but Shedeur was left bare intentionally, to be shipwrecked (sack-wrecked).

Call me a sparrow, a little bird that likes to eavesdrop on anything related to Coach Prime, the Colorado Buffaloes’ football Head Coach.

Like all birds, I’m sitting on an electricity wire, observing all the shenanigans to break Deion Sanders. No. I’m not imagining things, I see a lot up in here, and I cannot believe what folks are up to in their STOP DEION mission impossible.

1. Coach Prime had barely changed from his Jackson State sweats to Colorado’s black and gold colors when concerned citizens asked when he was leaving. Ah! Ahhhh! Can you imagine your cousin opening the door to let you in and asks you: When are you leaving?  We, Coach Prime sparrows (fans) are also not sure if this is college football welcome tradition, or it is only reserved for Deion Sanders.

2. What is amusing about sitting on this electricity wire is watching how many people are secretly involved in the STOP DEION master plan. No. It’s not a conspiracy theory. It’s a fact. There was no need for Colorado State to maim Travis Hunter in Game 3. It was part of the plan because coach Jay Norvell hit the media about how Henry Blackburn was receiving death threats for hitting Travis Hunter. Incredible. A masterpiece, blame the victim strategy! Norvell did not provide a follow up police report. STOP DEION is the bigger picture. Hunter was just collateral.

3. Sparrows on this wire cannot believe that concerned citizens tried to use Texas A&M to stop kids from committing to Colorado Buffaloes. Coach Prime had nothing to do with it. He never considered the Texas job. STOP DEION sowed poisonous seeds that he might take it and leave kids in the lurch. How low can you get?

4. Sparrows on this electricity wire are not happy because concerned citizens succeeded. They stopped Deion Sanders from going beyond four games, using dubious methods like double agents. Congratulations, but they have a problem. Some commits will honor their 2024 commitment. Four have changed their minds (very normal in this game). The STOP DEION concerned citizens have now gone for the jugular. The latest narrative is that the locker room is not happy because Coach Prime favours his sons over other players. Please. What we know as sparrows sitting up there, is that the STOP DEION cannot stop commits from coming, because it’s only the kids that know why they gravitate towards Coach Prime. Wait, concerned citizens also know the reasons. Therefore, he is not the problem. They must do some introspection. Don’t blame Deion. As for stopping him, forget. Don’t even try it. We, the Coach Prime sparrows can see a lot on this electricity wire.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

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