iPhone 16 Only 30 Minutes for Make-Up

-


The YouTube tech falcon, @mkbhd attended the 2023 launch of the iPhone 16 as expected. This blog was prompted by what he said. He reminded his followers, that there were few technology YouTubers when he first went online back in the day, but there are many now, and he showed a clip of young men crowding over the iPhone 16. He was happy about it, because he loves anything tech-inclined.

Very few women were at that Apple launch for obvious reasons. Technology has changed the way we live and men constantly adapt to it from cordless headphones to iPhones with the USB. Not for girls. They are still at Harrods and Macys make-up islands testing eyeliners, eye shades, glossy and matte lipsticks they will use to entice men who have only 30 minutes to spare.

Therefore, we have a situation where girls spend their whole life preparing for an event that takes 30 minutes. Their boyfriends are not bad people as such. It’s only that they are so busy with life, they have only 30 minutes to spare.

Who will tell baby girls about the 30 minutes? Not their mothers because they don’t talk to them. Their road map is drawn by online influencers and dating apps. Men will not open up about the 30 minute time restriction, because they want the one minute sexual glory from girls. Influencers, the new mothers, also hide the 30 minutes because it will stunt their business of romance, birthday parties, red roses from the drugstore and that diamond ring.

Who will tell baby girls to fill the whole hour with their dreams of being Coco Gauff, Leylah Fernandez and Simone Biles? Men definitely love them but they only have 30 minutes to spare. The other 30 minutes is taken by interests like the iPhone product launch and anonymous online girlfriends.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Elections And Political Bullies

-
Image
Forget democracy.   It should be called political bullying. We are watching it in the prelude to the Canadian election on the 19 th of October, 2015.   Americans have also started their political bullying for the looming presidential election next year. So many trees wasted on books about democracy.   Some countries have big budgets for invading other countries ‘ to defend democracy’ but it is seldom practised in campaigning for elections.   Calling opponents names and printing flyers attacking each other is behaviour that will not be tolerated in kindergarten, but it is all legal, in campaigning.   It is irritating and such a let-down to the whole notion of democracy.   Grown-up men and women behaving like Grade One kids. It is also misleading because many voters believe it is real hatred.   Don’t let that fool you.   These politicians play golf together, attend the same dinner parties, eat and drink at the same social events, share jokes and cut deals in parliament.   They
Read more

Comfort Food As Regret Food

-
Image
Chicken curry. Comfort food is good for the soul, which usually bleeds in winter from icy roads, bad drivers that want to annihilate pedestrians, frozen fingers and toes that take a sabbatical.   What happened to my toes?   I thought I was wearing special socks for boots? We therefore have a right to comfort food which throws doctors’ orders out of the window and has no loyalty to calories.   No calculator on the table, thanks very much.   Piece of bread 5 calories, half a banana 10 calories, sugar-free cheesecake 2,000 calories.   Ah! Ah!  We only live once. Naw!   Comfort food is old school food with its compulsory second helping.   It involves licking fingers and giving a big sigh, about the good life, which is shelter, food, love and debt.   The problem is the zip.   The jeans remind you that comfort food can also be called you will regret food .   Home sweet home is even sweeter in winter after surviving blowing snow and bumper to bumper traffic. What is more welcoming th
Read more

Einstein Passengers

-
Image
Being a passenger is very stressful.   You must listen to the owner of the car, nod and grumble yes to everything he says because you don’t want to piss him off. Two things can happen if you disagree with the driver: he can lose concentration and you all end up in a mash-up accident or stop the car and ask you to get out.   That is the driver’s prerogative.   You must listen to me if you are a passenger in my car.   Let’s flip the script for a minute and sympathise with the driver if she has a passenger who is more intelligent than Albert Einstein. He talks non-stop.   It is all about himself, how right he is, how good he is, how stupid his boss is. Einstein is also a driving instructor.   “Careful.   Look at that guy.   Is he crazy or something? ” says Einstein. Einstein is the unofficial pilot.   He presses imaginary brakes in the passenger seat when the driver stops abruptly for a guy who is texting on his bicycle. A certain Einstein took it to another level.   S
Read more