Water Friendship Yardstick

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Artificial intelligence (AI). Don’t start with me. All I know is that it’s a thorn in the flesh. No. Make that, a thorn in my writing.

It flashes ‘mistake’ in the grammar because it cannot recognize genius: how to repeat for emphasis like preachers down south in those United States of America; to use speed to succeed like Deion Sanders, Colorado University football coach; and to make assumptions and assertions like Stephen A. Smith, the American sports commentator.

AI is also dumb because it cannot detect the state of the friendship, the state of the sisterhood or brotherhood. It is the reason why you don't get the message when I don’t offer you a glass of water when you come to visit. Don’t try and bad mouth me online because some of your followers will  understand the danger, when you say, ‘He didn’t offer me, even a glass of water.’

It’s only a glass but it is good news because a glass full of sand is not an option. People die in deserts from lack of water, not like us in the valley that die when there’s no Wi-Fi. The friendship is in the desert if no water is offered. A glass of water has the present and future. I’m happy to see you so we will talk about today and tomorrow. The glass of water is colorful, symbolic of the bottom of oceans that have not seen Dutch East India Company traders, tourists, missionaries, developers and venture capitalists. It must remain that way.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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