Airports Luggage Mix-Up

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The plane has landed and you walk to the baggage area to pick up your luggage, but accidentally take  wrong bags. Louis Vuitton luggage mix-up at the airport? I don’t think so. That is fiction because you only see such suitcases in the movies and characters travel in private jets, not economy. 


I was tempted to buy a black nylon bag on sale but, taking the wrong bag at the airport carousel after touching down in Strasbourg France, deleted the idea. It’s possible to take someone’s bag because most bags are black. I’ve never seen white luggage before. Even the new Queen of England doesn’t have it. Cell phones compound matters because we are always distracted. 

Black bags are popular because they travel well. They are stuffed in the aircraft belly, shunted between airports and emptied into carousels. They still come out black after all that aggravation.

Travelers also like nylon bags because they inhale and exhale.  You don’t need to fold clothes neatly like mama taught you.  The more you stuff, the more they expand.

Louis Vuitton doesn’t do nylon and there’s a reason.  You are supposed to travel with a matching set. Times are hard though.  Rich sportsmen and dotcom billionaires also like black nylon bags. That’s why Louis Vuitton is considering going black and nylon.

By:  Nonqaba waka Msimang

 

 

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