Zulu Lesson Show Student Visa

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Princess Charlotte. Sticking out a tongue is regarded as 'cute' in royal kids. It's an invitation for a butt smack, in ordinary homes. It's called bringing up kids, to know what's right or wrong.

Immigration officials at airports and border gates are about show and tell. Show your passport and visa. Show is veza in Zulu. Ve-za. The first part is pronounced like vest, the second like Zara.

Entering as a student is the most common loop hole. Some Indian students in Canada are facing deportation as we speak. The government has discovered they showed fake, college admission letters. Ve-za means to show proof.

We show identity documents at work, school and banks. Having wallets or handbags stolen is traumatic, because of the many documents that identify who we are. Travelling with kids to other countries requires all kinds of documents to show that you are the parent or has the authority to take them abroad.

Royal kids and NBA stars have a very bad habit. They show their tongue. It has spread globally because they have millions of fans. (Ba-veza ulimi).

ZULU

ENGLISH

Ve-za i-I.D.

Show your identity document.

Ve-za i-passport.

Show your passport.

Ngi-zo-veza i-ncwadi yo-ku-za-lwa.

I will show my birth certificate.

Ngi-zo-veza i-khadi la-se-sikoleni.

I will show the college/school card.

Gustaf, ve-za u-kuthi u-ya-ngi-thanda.

Gustaf show me that you love me.

Eileen, ve-za u-thando lwakho.

Eileen show your love.

Ba-veza i-zi-bhamu.

They showed guns.

They brought out guns.

Ba-ve-za ama-invitation cards.

They showed invitation cards.

Ba-veza i-mali ya-se-Poland.

They showed Polish currency.

Ba-ve-za i-mali ya-se-France.

They showed French currency.

Veza u-li-mi.

Show me your tongue (doctor to patient).

Ve-za u-lwa-zi lwa-kho.

Show your skills.


By:  Nonqaba waka Msimang

 

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