Meghan's Safety Harry Should Go Alone

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Blame history, British royal tradition, King Charles and Camilla, not his son.

Ideally, Prince Harry should attend his Father’s Coronation. His family should stay behind where they are safe from British fanatics that might try to harm his wife Meghan Markle as directed by upper class TV fossils, like Jeremy Clarkson.

If Prince Harry decides not the attend the 6 May event, he won’t be doing anything new. King Edward V111, who abandoned the throne to follow Wallis Simpson his married lover, watched his niece’s coronation on TV. Here’s a brief historical background.

1. The royal family has a set tradition. If you are a Prince of Wales, you will end up being king. Prince William is the current Prince of Wales, which means his destiny is carved in stone. He will become king after his father.

2. Around 1930’s, King George died, when David, his eldest son was Prince of Wales. Like all Princes of Wales, he had affairs with married women. Wallis Simpson became his favorite.

3. When his father died, his mother Queen Mary kissed his hand. That gesture made him king, the coronation would come later.

4. That was bad news for Wallis Simpson. She did not want to be Queen. She didn’t like Sandringham, the food and anything royal, so she ran away to France.

5. She wanted to end the affair that’s why she fled. David, now called King George V111 went crazy, abdicated and followed her. He never had a formal coronation. He was king for 325 days.

6. Who became king then? His brother Albert, who had two daughters Elizabeth and Margaret.  

7. He died. Lilibet, his eldest daughter became Queen Elizabeth 11.

8. If Uncle David, as she called him hadn’t followed his love to France, she wouldn’t have become queen.

9. If Uncle David, hadn’t followed his love to France, Charles would not have been born Prince of Wales. The rest is history.

10. Uncle David, later called Duke of Windsor, watched his niece’s coronation on TV, in Paris.

Fast Forward To King Charles Coronation

Meghan Markle and the kids should stay home where they are safe. Prince Harry can go to his people and watch his dad become king, and Camilla, the woman who destroyed his mother, become queen.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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