Vice President Harris Work-Out Regime

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Does the vice president's plane have a gym? Kamala Harris is into health and fitness. That's why she rocks a business suit, so well. I must get myself one.

Vice President Kamala Harris has a work-out regime that includes running. If I remember correctly, there is a video where President Joe Biden called to tell her that he had given her the Vice President gig. She was jogging on a track somewhere, and took the call on her cellphone.

That is how I know she is into health and fitness. Just look at her, fit as a fiddle. This is an excruciating campaign run but imperative, because a country’s DNA is at stake. How does she fit in her work-out schedule? There was a lot of business travel before the 2020 pandemic, so people packed one set of gym gear to use in hotel gyms. Some of them are amazing, but there is nothing to beat familiar territory, like your home town gym, a familiar track for your morning run, your little home gym or that beach mat on the living room floor.

Now, I don’t know how Kamala Harris manages to maintain her work-out schedule between the campaign zig-zag. That’s it! There’s a gym on the plane. Brilliant Einstein. Try again. Fine. Fine. That’s not possible. Barbells would fall all over the Vice President when the plane hits a cloud. Taking about turbulence, why are we scared when the plane does a little tango? I guess we don’t want to die. Why not? It's the best way to write off your debt. Sorry.

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