Hair Cut Gone Up

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Billionaire women prefer blonde wigs. Their fans, black girls grow up with the self hate. White women don't wear the afro. We will call it cultural appropriation. 


Cross purposes. Black men prefer hairstyles that befit hair they were blessed with, while black women prefer blonde wigs they can flip every 30 seconds. Self-hate, to be passed on to daughters and their daughters.

How do I know I’m broke? When I spend more than five minutes wondering how the barber now charges me $35 for a hair cut that was $20 yesterday. Yesterday? Well! It’s a figure of speech.

The problem is going to bed. We go to sleep, wake up, take a shower, go to the store or barbershop only to find that prices have gone up. Good old whole wheat bread is $3.40, when it was $2.50 yesterday. Forget ‘designer bread’ with the nuts, seeds, grass and what have you. You fork out more than five bucks.

I must go to the barbershop today. I don’t have a choice now, do I? I don’t have money to buy a blonde wig, that I can remove from my eyes every 30 seconds. I cringe when I see my sisters flipping the wig, like a white woman flipping her god given hair. I guess we don’t have mirrors as black women. Do we know how ridiculous a blonde wig looks on a black skin? Poor things. We hate ourselves and always will. Have you ever seen a white woman rocking an afro? They wouldn’t dare. We’ll accuse them of cultural appropriation.

I digress big time. Where was I? Aaah! Putting together some money for a desperately-needed hair cut.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

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