Zulu Lesson If

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If, is only two letters, but a powerful word that has made women pregnant, elections have been lost, countries have been invaded, and logging, which robbed the earth of a cover blanket, hence summer fires. All because of if.

If, is also a small word in Zulu. U-ma. You say it like Uma Thurman the actress. It is most destructive in personal relationships where wives and girlfriends must prove their love, by doing acts they feel are degrading. Protection is also a tug-of-war with men wanting to dance in the rain without an umbrella and women being scared of that fatal disease and pregnancy, when they are not ready for kids. You’ll do it if you love me, says him. Equally, some men finally agree to lavish ‘internet’ weddings they cannot afford. ‘Internet’ because it seems like some women want to get married for unknown guests called followers or fans. You’ll do it if you love me, says she.

Uma. If you are telling the truth, swear.

Uma. If you mean it, sign here.

Uma. If I get caught but don’t tell the cops about the drug chain from here to the U.S., will my family be safe?

Uma. If I say your election was stolen, will you make me Vice President?

Uma. If I take the plea deal in the State of Georgia v. Donald John Trump indictment, promise I won’t go to jail.

Talking about Donald Trump, his friends and associates should know by now that he is a man-of-the-moment. He doesn’t remember the ‘ifs’ he promised them. He lives by today’s post on Truth Social and the microphone in front of him today, now.

Uma. What happens if he loses November 2024? He has told America, and they better believe him.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

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