Working Class Love The Queen

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Poor British people love the royal family. Go to neighborhood pubs for the whole story.

The Queen is dead, but we used it in the blog title to represent the royal family. The Russian Revolution got rid of kings, princes and princesses. Their grandchildren live in obscurity in New York and LA.

The British monarchy is still standing because of the char woman, who represents poor British people in this piece. Let’s get terminology out of the way first.

Poor: only used in Africa and all countries invaded by the Royal Navy.

Working class: poor white people in England.

The char woman used to be white and poor, before black and brown people from the British Empire took over the cleaning of airport toilets, hospital wards, university dormitories and sweeping London streets.

England is not that original TV fossil who started the hate Meghan Markle industry, because she refused to be at his beck and call, something he never did when Kate Middleton married Prince William.

England is the char woman and poor people who have framed photographs of the Queen when she was a little girl, her wedding to Prince Phillip, a penniless exiled prince from Greece, her coronation and when Charles married Diana Spencer.

When she became pregnant, they knitted jackets and booties for the baby, who became Prince William. The char woman has little Union Jack flags all over her tiny house. She goes to the pub around the corner for a pint and to meet other people who love the Queen and are looking forward to her son’s coronation on 6 May 2023.

As long as she understands that Meghan Markle wanted only one thing from that family, her boo, Prince Harry.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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