Adultery A British Royal Perk

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Wallis Simpson and Queen Elizabeth's uncle King Edward V111. 

Diana Spencer, Prince Harry’s mother is an ancestor. No, she is not. That is barbaric. She was a Christian. Yes she was. Jesus is an ancestor.

Her eyes are trained on her children even in her grave. She gave them wives who love them, the ‘spare’ in particular. Prince Harry was very young during her divorce from Charles, the Prince of Wales, soon to be crowned King of England and all stolen land from the British Empire. That brings us to royal tradition.

Online Diatribe: I don’t like Meghan Markle.

Amused Onlooker: Why?

Online Diatribe: She says bad things about the royal family.

Amused Onlooker: Did you listen to the Oprah interview, watch Prince Harry and Meghan’s Netflix series and read his book Spare, from cover to cover?

Online Diatribe: No, but it’s all over the internet, how he said bad things about the Queen and everybody.

Amused Onlooker: Did he say anything bad about royal tradition?

Online Diatribe: I don’t know, but tradition is great. His father King Charles has a coronation coming up.

Amused Onlooker: Why?

Online Diatribe: Duuuhh! Hello! Tradition of course.  Queen Elizabeth was his mother.

Amused Onlooker: How did she become queen?

Online Diatribe: Because she was a princess.

Amused Onlooker: She became queen because of the tradition of heirs to the throne, committing adultery with married women. Call it the perk of being the Prince of Wales. Elizabeth’s uncle had an affair with Wallis Simpson a married woman. He abdicated to be with her. Prince Charles followed the tradition and did it with Camilla a married woman and they lived happily ever after, as king and queen of England. He sacrificed the lives of two little boys for tradition.

Online Diatribe: That’s water under the bridge. They’re happily married with kids now.

Amused Onlooker: Happily? Even Prince Harry?

Online Diatribe: He’s married to that woman, Meghan Markle.

Amused Onlooker: Funny you should say that. That is what the Buckingham Palace set called Wallis Simpson: that woman.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang. 

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