Zulu Lesson Give Evidence

Prisons in four jurisdictions are itching to measure Donald Trump for his prison garb.

To give evidence is fakaza in Zulu. Fakaza could be in a court of law, at work, accident, home or cooking the books. All big businesses cook books to make ‘profit.’ The government wants a piece of the pie through taxes. Big business then hides the money in foundations for ‘the poor.’

I digress. Don’t get me started on the lame excuse that, poor people are poor because they don’t work hard enough. They are poor because they are under-paid and don’t cook books, like Michael Cohen protecting Donald Trump over his brief moment, with Stormy Daniels. Michael Cohen is all set to give evidence this week.

Fa-ka-za. You say the first part like farm, the second like Kamala Harris, U.S. Vice President and the third part like Zambia, the country. Always lower your voice when you speak Zulu.

ENGLISH

ZULU

Michael Cohen will testify.

Michael Cohen uzo-fakaza.

Michael Cohen said: “I will testify.”

Michael Cohen uthe, “Ngizo-fakaza.”

Evidence.

Ubu-fakazi.

A witness.

U-fakazi.

Fakazile (baby girl’s name).

Fakazile, which means she testified.

Fakazani (baby boy’s name).

Fakazani, which means many people should testify.

Evidence (ubufakazi). Now, we tend to forget the earth is round, and look at things in box-like fashion. Michael Cohen spent time in jail, as a guest of the government, because of evidence. Most of the people who desecrated the Capitol on January 6, 2021 are behind bars because of evidence that they obeyed the master’s voice, Donald Trump.

Because the sun and moon are round, this evidence (ubufakazi) will come to a total eclipse, and Donald Trump will serve time for crimes against the American people. He can delay evidence, but he cannot change it.

Nonqaba waka Msimang

Blogger Without Evidence

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