Trump Measurements For Prison Uniform

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Otisville prison in upstate New York, is getting a bed ready for Donald Trump, should Judge Juan Merchan throw him in jail for defying gag orders. Trump, who still regards himself as the U.S. President, must not expect the correctional facility to make major renovations for him or get him an oak credenza. Let him appeal the cell decor to the U.S. Supreme Court, if he wants.

The official prison name is the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI Otisville), and is defined as a medium security federal prison. Medium security or not, I hope they wear orange uniforms like all U.S. inmates. Why do you think Trump will do time in Otis? Because of his former pal and attorney Michael Cohen. Cohen was sentenced in 2018 for lying to Congress and for errands he ran for Donald Trump vis-a-vis the Stormy Daniels affair. He spent a year in Otis and did the rest of his sentence under home supervision.

Juan Merchan’s gag order prevents Donald Trump from talking about witnesses and jurors, so he cannot call Cohen, his former buddy to ask him about the food, wake-up time, prison duties, laundry, family visits etc. in that prison. He should forget about cellphones. Verboten.

Truth Social (DJT) Stock

The stock market is like the dark internet, members only understand it and play it profitably. What happens if Donald John Trump (DJT) is incarcerated? Will the stock go up or crash? We shall never know because the stock market bops up and down every minute, every hour, every day.

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