Prince Harry Wise Decision

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Meghan Markle, Archie Harrison and Lilibet's mum.

Great news! He'll attend Coronation alone.

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Focus. It’s none of my business but I think Prince Harry’s fight with the media is futile. The media is like that classic movie Jaws, where the shark is as crafty as a bed bug. Scary movie. The media is too big and is protected by laws of the land, but Prince Harry seems bent on it.

Focus. That is the only thing I agree with. His trip to London this week for his latest media court case showed focus. The family discussed the matter while giving Lilibet a bath, with Archie making a mess in the bathroom because he wanted to help bathe his sister. Yes. Let me fictionalize their life. Everybody is doing it, using opinion that has been recycled to flour.

Focus. The couple agreed Prince Harry must go alone because he was going there for a reason. Media hounds caught up with him and I liked the news items. It was about the case. We learned that Elton John, actress Elizabeth Hurley, fashion designer Sadie Frost and others are also in the lawsuit. No focus on Meghan because she wasn’t there. That is what she will do in May. Stay home with her kids.

Archives Reason For Harry to Attend Coronation Alone

Focus. The 6 May 2023 coronation will be unique in a good or bad way, depending who is talking. It might also be the last one. It might have a surprise or two like King Charles dropping a bombshell that it is actually Prince William, being crowned king that day. O.K. That is far fetched, but whatever transpires on that day should be Meghan free.

Media and internet attention must be on the horses, the carriages, British Empire Christianity in the form of Archbishop of Canterbury, army uniforms of men who have never tasted trenches and the royal balcony.

Focus. The royal family has a tier as you know, and the top tier is really looking forward to their first Coronation. Hats have been designed, frocks are being hand stitched. Meghan Markle will spoil things because cameras will be on her during rehearsals and the actual show. And  British headlines! Nobody does poison headlines like British newspapers.

Focus turns into archives and Meghan doesn’t want to be in those archives. Her kids will grow up seeing them re-hashed online. Trauma. She’ll watch the whole colonial show on telly. 

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

 

 

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