Fossils Against Meghan Markle Suicide Selfie

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Fossils claim they are defending the royal family. In some former British colonies, 
statues of queens Victoria and Elizabeth were pulled down.

The industry against Meghan Markle began in England, with one fossil that thought she was in London to be his hockey puck.

Meghan Markle moved to Britain, the belly of the beast because she fell in love with a man, got married and they lived happily every after. Surely fossils understand the fairy tale. It is what British education fed ‘barbarians’ in colonies.

This original fossil did not like the news of the engagement, the wedding and the title Duchess of Sussex. He has garnered a following on the pretence that he’s protecting the honour of the royal family, when he is actually nursing a wounded ego. That family has always chipped away its honour. That is why Camilla will be queen and not Diana Spencer, William and Harry’s mother.

Meghan Markle chose not to be at the beck and call of the original fossil because he’s a nobody. She, in the other hand is a somebody, with the right to freedom of association like any other human being.

Finding fault with Meghan Markle is a disease we shall call MM-Tosis and it afflicts certain fossils. I don’t believe in royalty or love. Royal families live off the sweat and blood of the working class and the word love has led to the death of many women. Some are in mental institutions.

Meghan Markle will not end up in such an institution. Fossils will. They are a danger to themselves. They will be like suddenly remembering the pot on the stove. Water boiled and evaporated. You touch it in haste and the handle leaves a scar on your hand. For fossils it’s called MM-Tosis, hate for Meghan Markle.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

 

 

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