Bed Bugs The Original Spyware
Bed bugs are major players in the digital scene. Yes indeed. They are the original spyware. They are miniscule, like a computer virus but deadlier. They monitor human behaviour 24/7 and profit margins are high, thanks to cellphones and computers.
These humans are addicted to their devices, even in bed. He is on his laptop. She is on hers. This increases the likelihood of bed bug babies because the two computer addicts never wash sheets or vacuum the bedroom.
Beds are the stock exchange where blood is traded. Because they spy on humans, bed bugs know popular beds, like the duplex mansion bed. There is a base and a mattress and bed bugs hide in between. Once upon a time, beds were just the mattress, so they hid underneath and also inside the bed frame.
Bed bugs also like the discovery of the fitted sheet. Women mostly do the washing and making beds so they were super happy when the fitted sheet hit the market. No more trying to hook the bottom sheet in the corners. They hooked it up and it stayed put because of the elastic.
Bed bugs jumped for joy. They found a new home: the elastic. We don’t make the bed for months right? Bed bugs cannot thank the human who invented the fitted sheet, enough.
By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
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