Buckingham Palace Invaded B4 Platinum Jubilee

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Cancel culture included revolts against statues of colonizers like the Queen. 
The world was shocked. But why? The British Empire was cancel culture.

It is probably hard for Prince Charles to understand why we object to how his mother and her forefathers dehumanized us.

He and his royal kindred probably say. We bloody uplifted those Africans and Indians. Before we landed, they didn’t have salt and sugar the heart killers. They didn’t wear stockings and also ran around barefoot and half-naked all over the place, no decency whatsoever. 

Let’s give him a scenario. Breaking news! Buckingham Palace invaded before the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations.

1. Dark skinned invaders stormed Buckingham Palace, removed the Union Jack and planted their barbaric flags. The royal family could not defend themselves because they had spears and arrows, while invaders had guns and cannons.

2. Invaders took palace gardens by force, planted tipis and huts made from leaves of the iroko tree on the lawn.

3. Invaders declared Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry not human beings, because they are white. From now on, their land will be confiscated and they will be servants till eternity.

4. Invaders forced Prince Charles and family to pay a tax on their heads, to finance their own slavery. If they refuse to pay ‘imali yekhanda’ (head tax) they’ll be thrown in jail.

5. Invaders took members of the royal family to pits where they will toil underground, mining gold and coal for a penny.

6. Invaders took male royals from the Palace and packed them like cattle into trains, to go and build cities, wash dogs and women’s underwear.

7. The Queen and her family had their heads shaved and told they are naturally stupid because of the colour of their skin.

8. English is declared illegal, Prince Charles’ grandchildren George, Charlotte, Louis, Archie and Lilbet will be forced to learn Hindi, Arabic, Yoruba and Ojibwe as a way to civilize them.

9. Prince Charles and his family are told that the legal system (Law of Contract etc.) does not apply to them because they are savages, not ‘legal persons’. Therefore their land is now called ‘crown land’ and they are trespassers.

10. Dark-skinned invaders destroyed the Anglican Church, told the Queen that worshiping inanimate objects like the Bible and the cross is barbaric.

The Queen, her dogs and horses will no doubt enjoy her Platinum Jubilee, but truth be told, the British Empire was land theft for free gold and diamonds, agricultural resources, slaves and to sell goods made by struggling British industries.

But the most grievous crime is the lie that anybody with a black skin, is not a human being. Ask African and other black students in the U.K.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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