My first choice was a resolution about signing up for body building. I wanted to have abs that look like tree trunks that will lead to a chat with Oprah on OWN.
I quickly dropped the idea when I thought of the assessment that will be conducted by the Body Builders Association International. I think it will be something like this.
Consultant: A lot of water has gone under the bridge.
Me: Which bridge?
Consultant: Your body.
Me: Can’t we try for a month at least?
Consultant: Your body will object.
Consultant: Body building for you will lead to grievous bodily harm.
Well! Some people can be so picky, picky, picky! Plan B. Maybe I should learn how to play the piano this summer.