Raptors Back to School

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Pic: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment.  I must book a flight to Toronto and stride into the lobby of 50 Bay Street to talk to these people that own Toronto Raptors. They must donate globes to Ontario schools.

“No, I don’t have an appointment, but I have a gift for Masai Ujiri. Security please, it’s not a bomb. See, it’s a globe, the map of the world.”

Toronto Raptors must donate globes to schools to help kids understand circles. Yes, they know what a circle is because of the shape of a basketball. After all, mom and dad support Raptors, injury or no injury.

I know, the little darlings tout the latest cellphones and they can call up the map of the world with a finger, but globes will enable teachers to structure lessons around globes: physics, geography, astronomy, diversity, etc.

How will it work? Classrooms and laboratories will have six globes each. Teachers take them out of the cupboard and arrange six kids around each globe. Teachers will be surprised at things kids will say about what they see on the globe.

Toronto Raptors logo? Of course, but it should not disturb the map of the world. It should be tucked away somewhere but not on any country. More branding? Raptors’ globes should be white with red/burgundy letters for countries.
Pic: Nonqaba waka Msimang.


Packaging? They will be inflatable. Shipped flat, and kids can blow them to life. How about sizes? Small, medium, large I guess. I like medium though, because kids should look down and share the globe, not look up at it, like looking at those Bay Street monoliths.

Expensive. You must be kidding me. I’m not saying the Raptors organisation should sell the Larry O’Brien Trophy Raptors won in the 2019 NBA Finals, but there must be some change somewhere to buy globes for Ontario schools. The programme could be extended to all Canada because Raptors play for us, We The North as you put it.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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