Toronto Raptors Knitting Scarves
Serge Ibaka, of the Toronto Raptors persuasion is not amused.
O.G. Anunoby, his team mate wears the arrogance of youth on his sleeve. No. Make that on his head. Just look at how he ties his scarf. I’ve never seen my kidneys but they must be better organized than that. He looks like a 3-part series: human, android and emoji. Serge Ibaka however, just threw it over his neck. Voila! Bloor Street West chic.
Serge Ibaka then got even, and gave his team mates scarves, call it an early Valentine’s Day treat, but he isn’t done with the precocious O.G. Anonuby. Ibaka, being older and wiser (mama’s wisdom) said O.G. should provide better scarves.
O.G. Anunoby: No sweat man, my credit card doesn’t have a glass ceiling.
Serge Ibaka: Don’t buy them. Knit them.
O.G. Anunoby: What is knitting?
Valentine’s Day. Great idea minus the bling. How can you come to the conclusion that someone doesn’t love you because they didn’t give you the latest cellphone?
Love is in the eyes, a smile with no joke being said and tears from Prince Harry’s eyes when he saw Meghan Markle walking down the aisle to meet him.
Mr. Anunoby doesn’t know what love is obviously, because it is an acquired taste. It comes with age. He doesn’t know knitting either and Google cannot help him because Google does not knit.
What the two scarf masters know for sure - to use Oprah speak - is that the basket has a net and the ball must pay its respect there. Lord! How I miss Danny Green’s bank deposits during Raptors vs Warriors games for the 2019 NBA Championship.Whoosh! Whoosh!
He is a nice guy but this scenario is about 2020 knitting for O.G. Anunoby and Ibaka. Once they take out their scarves they formulate all kinds of moves to contribute to Raptors finishing the longest scarf: winning the Eastern Conference.
How about keeping the Championship in snowy Canada? Settle down everybody. Don’t push it. We can only talk about what we know. Scarves.
By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
O.G. Anunoby, his team mate wears the arrogance of youth on his sleeve. No. Make that on his head. Just look at how he ties his scarf. I’ve never seen my kidneys but they must be better organized than that. He looks like a 3-part series: human, android and emoji. Serge Ibaka however, just threw it over his neck. Voila! Bloor Street West chic.
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A fan's O.G/Ibaka scarf.
Pic: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
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Serge Ibaka then got even, and gave his team mates scarves, call it an early Valentine’s Day treat, but he isn’t done with the precocious O.G. Anonuby. Ibaka, being older and wiser (mama’s wisdom) said O.G. should provide better scarves.
O.G. Anunoby: No sweat man, my credit card doesn’t have a glass ceiling.
Serge Ibaka: Don’t buy them. Knit them.
O.G. Anunoby: What is knitting?
Valentine’s Day. Great idea minus the bling. How can you come to the conclusion that someone doesn’t love you because they didn’t give you the latest cellphone?
Love is in the eyes, a smile with no joke being said and tears from Prince Harry’s eyes when he saw Meghan Markle walking down the aisle to meet him.
Mr. Anunoby doesn’t know what love is obviously, because it is an acquired taste. It comes with age. He doesn’t know knitting either and Google cannot help him because Google does not knit.
What the two scarf masters know for sure - to use Oprah speak - is that the basket has a net and the ball must pay its respect there. Lord! How I miss Danny Green’s bank deposits during Raptors vs Warriors games for the 2019 NBA Championship.Whoosh! Whoosh!
He is a nice guy but this scenario is about 2020 knitting for O.G. Anunoby and Ibaka. Once they take out their scarves they formulate all kinds of moves to contribute to Raptors finishing the longest scarf: winning the Eastern Conference.
How about keeping the Championship in snowy Canada? Settle down everybody. Don’t push it. We can only talk about what we know. Scarves.
By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
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