COVID 19 A Spoiler

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Girls Trip, directed by Malcolm D. Lee.
The virus has decimated the art of conversation because we no longer meet for coffee, lunch or dinner. We send text messages, photos with clothes on or bare, GIF’s like ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith nursing avocado juice, videos and even emoji’s.

Can an emoji pick up a joke, just by looking at me? Conversation with your friends is not language only. The way they look at you tells you that what you just said is unbelievable or spot on. There’s a certain look that says: are you serious?

I once saw it on a bus when a woman who is known as a ‘working girl’ tried to pick up a blind man. She did in fact, because he gave her his number. The woman sitting across looked at me. I returned the look, and we were sad that he did not know what she looked like. How cruel can one be?

Friends detect things you can get away with in text messages. When you are face to face, they know you’re lying through your teeth to protect a loved one who is very dis-loving. Is that a word? You might show them two-some selfies designed to prove the love. Friends pass the phone around and look at each other.

COVID-19 has spoilt the fun. Eating out with friends is good for self-esteem, walking into a place, looking good, feeling good and feeling rich, thanks to the money in your wallets.

Sorry. Credit cards. Paper money is banished because of COVID-19.

By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.

 

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