Bed Bugs Unaccompanied Luggage
Bed bugs, passengers with no
boarding passes.
We live with bed bugs, because of
fear: fear to wash our bodies, homes, bed sheets and bed covers. We have taken it to next level, wearing
pyjamas in public. The school bus might
have some bed bugs because some kids wear pyjamas to school. Ask your kids. They know the PJ crew.
You don’t have anything to worry
about if they wear school uniform like Japan, Britain and all countries
conquered by the Queen of England. Cabs can
also have bed bugs if we rush to the airport wearing pyjamas.
Is it anybody’s business if I regard
my PJs as unisex (for both day and night)? Yes, it is, because it is a health issue,
especially if you use public transport like planes.
Most people prepare themselves
for air travel. They leave pyjamas on
the floor or bed, take a shower with nice soap, cut unwanted hair, wear their
best clothes and spray some cologne or perfume.
This is the desired travel etiquette especially if you are on a long
flight from Toronto to Dubai, because you will be flanked by two other
passengers.
They are all washed and scrubbed
and wearing daytime clothes. They have
the right to reach their destination without bed bugs from your PJs. Remember bed bugs are crafty as lions. They lie low.
They are incognito. Airport metal
detectors cannot detect them.
There is nothing airports can do
because the PJ family, parents and kids have valid boarding passes. “Tux Airlines
384 is now boarding. This is a no smoking, sorry no pyjama flight.”
By: Nonqaba waka Msimang.
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