Facebook Buys Twitter

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Mark Zuckerberg, Meta pilot.

Facebook just bought Twitter in a hostile take-over.  Twitter refused to comment on the anonymous tweet that broke the story, despite the confidentiality clause attached to the deal.

Just kidding, just kidding folks, but I would be wary of Facebook if I were Twitter because Facebook loves stats.  The more the better.  If something attracts more than seven digits, Facebook moves in with its acquisition trolley.
Sources close to my imagination indicate that Facebook is uneasy about its product, which seems to be perfect lives, especially on Instagram.  However, Twitter’s product, which includes real life hostile take-overs, mudslinging among politicians, high profile suicides and divorces, racist television hosts, plane crashes, wardrobe malfunctions, tweeting presidents, scandals about producers’ couch casting and other imperfect news pulls in the big numbers.

Facebook has two choices, get rid of its good guy or perfect lives image or buy out Twitter.  The first choice won’t work because Instagram has many fans, that love the perfect lives of people who don’t have 9-5 jobs.  Facebook also has the perfect lives image, but the numbers are diminishing because tenants moved to Instagram.  Ironic isn’t it?
Twitter is a news agency.  That is not debatable anymore.  Anyone with a secret checks Twitter before brushing their teeth and eating breakfast. Therefore, Facebook will find the second choice more attractive i.e. buy Twitter.

If that happens, Facebook will drop the word ‘friends’, and adopt ‘followers’ which is Twitter-speak. After all, friends are very limiting, whereas followers are both friends and enemies, a winning double chocolate.
By;  Nonqaba waka Msimang.

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