Christmas Wish List
The list for Christmas gifts is ready. It is things l don’t want.
- No perfume gift box from the drugstore which is open 24 hours.
- Santa Claus socks in a gift pack of white, red and blue.
- Red and white winter gloves.
- Morning slippers from the dollar store.
- Washable red roses from the D-store.
- Box of chocolates under five dollars. (It’s the thought that matters.) Hell! No! Price counts.
- Set of combs or brushes.
- Four plastic glasses.
- A key ring from the grocery store.
- A set of plastic placemats with reindeers.
Reason? Your gift was an afterthought. You forgot to buy me a present. It will be nice though to get a coffee mug with NONQABA on it, or a T-shirt with my name.
Me? Soliciting for Christmas gifts? It’s not what you think.